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20th Anniversary of my 21st Birthday
To commemorate my 41st birthday, I wiggled into the ridiculous get-up I wore on my 21st birthday. Yeah, in 1993, when the rest of the world was up to their flannel shirts in grunge, I wore stuff like...
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Always Look on the Bright Side…
I think I’ve already made it clear that a lighting in store dressing rooms makes them the 10th circle of Hell, which wasn’t discussed by Dante, because store dressing rooms didn’t exist in his time. In...
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Everybody PANIC! AHHH!!!!
In two days, I’m going to a luau / hot tub party. I’ll be in a bikini. In public. And you know what I’m doing to prepare for this? Absolutely nothing. Well, nothing I don’t normally do. Judging by the...
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I am food.
Apparently, I’m delicious. At first, I thought it was mosquitoes. The dog and cats and husband weren’t itching, but I was. I’m outside a lot more than any of the above, so I figured that’s where the...
View ArticleDepo Provera and Me: A Love-Hate Story
When I first got on Depo Provera, I thought it was the most amazing thing ever. No worry about taking pills every day? No worry about babies? No periods? Awesome! I didn’t worry about weight gain,...
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MallZombies
We reprized our roles as Jay & Silent Bob Zombies for the Undead Fed Zombie Walk at the Steamtown Mall. Who better to be at a mall than a couple of reanimated MallRats? We got to meet one of the...
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My Life in Costumes
I had the greatest childhood ever. In retrospect, anyway. Sometimes it didn’t seem so great growing up, when my brothers would tease me or kids would bully me or my parents wouldn’t buy me a pony, but...
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Take Back Halloween, Bring Back Creativity!
Another Halloween party, another club filled with girls in short, tight Sexy Nouns costumes. You know what I’m talking about. Sexy Nurse. Sexy Firefighter. Sexy Schoolgirl. Sexy Nun. Sexy Corn. Sexy...
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More Metal Than You.
In my last post, I posted about how to fix pants or shorts that gap at the waist. The shorts in that demo were bought for a costume event, and that event was this weekend. A “Headbanger’s Ball” themed...
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Most Wonderful Time of the Year!
Halloween season is upon us! Yay! We already have one costume event – the Headbanger’s Ball – under our metal-studded belts, with possibly two more this week. Krispy Kreme’s Talk Like a Pirate Day on...
View ArticleFreedom from Consequences
Facebook is bumming me out. So many people, people I like and respect, have no idea what “Freedom of Speech” means from a Constitutional point of view. It doesn’t mean, “You can say anything you want,...
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